The ND Open, Part 3
Day 1 Recap
This is the third instalment in my
tournament adventure at the ND Open. Part 3 will delve into the 1st
day at the tournament and includes a short battle report of the 3
games that day. This is by far the greatest day I've ever had in
wargaming. Read on for glory!
Let me say that arriving at the event a
7:30, my plan was going great. My Cranberry Sportsmanship DrinkTM
was quite effective combined with my 2 hours of sleep. The ND Open
has a really cool challenge policy, where any challenge issued prior
to the event and accepted is to be played round 1. I was challenged
by Frank Rochefort, local thrashtalker and great sportsman. Risking
my name and honor being tarnished forever, I did what every bro
should do in such circumstances: flexed my biceps and accepted.
Frank played a Themed Khorne CSM army,
with Kharn, a Land Raider, 3-4 squads of berserkers, a Maulerfiend,
Oblits and a Conptemptor Dread. The scenario was really not in his
favor as there were 6 objectives on the map, and all gave points at
the end of the game, Scoring only one more than your opponent would
not cut it. The game was quite a bloodbath for both sides, however
the fact that I had 9 troops to Frank's 3 really showed on the
score.highlights include my deathstar failing a 4'' charge on turn 2,
Kharn dying on overwatch from a justicar's overwatch and the
contemptor refusing to fail a single invul save.
I scored 27,5 to his 2,5, unable to get
all objectives.
Here's the best part - and it's worth
pointing out that neither of us was aware of this - there is a
special award for the player that scores the less points on his
challenge. You get to be named princess for the tournament, receive
a crown. YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY, I MADE FRANK WEAR A PRINCESS'
CROWN. I can smell the « pic or it didn't happen reply »
to which I can only reply scroll down at your own risk. Needless to
say, this is my goal for next year.
Game 2 was against Feral-Ork player
Denis Coté, last year's best sportsman. I knew from playing Denis
on a weekly basis that the game was gonna be fun and even I felt I
had a good match versus the Nobz Bikers and Ork gunline, the
legendary luck of Denis is something you always need to fear. will
be perfectly honest, I don't remember the scenario, the orks were
tabled by turn 4. Denis charged a Nemesis Dreadknight with his
nobz, but only rolled 3 with his harge distance. 3 was enough to get
into contact, but it also meant that once the Dreadknight butchered 2
Nobz, none could strike back. In his habbit of only rolling 6s,
Denis failed his leadership check and was swept in my advance.
Although the game did not end there, it was pretty much over and we
bought beer and drank for the other hour.
I knew game 3 would be trouble because
I was the top of the standing at that point. I figured I would be
playing versus either the Seer Council guy ( Bruno, won Best Overall
) or the 4-Riptide Guy ( Francois, won Best General ). Can you name
a time when you were wishing you faced a Seer Council rather than
something else? As luck ( or unleck ) would have it, I was faced
with one of my best gaming buddy, Arnaud, better known for being a
gigantic French man that makes fart noises when moving his tanks.
Arnaud played a Superfriends biker list, I felt the matchup was okay.
That is before everything started going wrong for me. When I say
wrong, I mean the mutated child of a shitstorm and clusterfuck. It
was a Shitfuck Clusterstorm of wrong. Let's begin by getting the
initiative stolen, with Coteaz in my list. On turn 2, I failed 4 of
my +1 Reserve Rolls that I could re-roll. 4 out of 6 2+ re-rollable
reserves. Coteaz proceeded to lose 2 HP on 6-6 psychic power rolls
on the same turn. And then my deathstar failed a 4'' charge on the
superfriend unit. I'm pretty sure I did not play my turn 3.
However, Arnaud was laughing so hard that we had quite a crowd and
out of pity, someone bought me a pitcher of beer.
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